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Sunday, January 24, 2010

First week in New York City and the UN!

First of all, how fast a week passes! It seems like only yesterday I was watching the 7:30 report repeat on Channel 10... and now I’m in the Big Windy Apple City... that doesn’t sound right...

New York:
New York is so monumental! I’ve been SO jetlagged every day that I had been falling asleep at 7 or 8pm every night so far. So all I had seen until yesterday was 1st Avenue, cable TV and inside the UN. Sensational... but limited. Yesterday I got the chance to be a BIG tourist! Hot dog in Central Park, Times Square, Pizzerias, Chrysler Building, Meatball hero sandwich, Starbucks, Yellow Taxi, Broadway, Macys etc. It’s all beautiful and/or delicious (actually the coffee was a bit beetle grindings + sludge), but what’s magic about New York is just the vibe. It’s just as hepped up and cool as that Jay Z and Alicia Keys song, as moody and gritty as Law + Order, as sexy and chaotic as Sex + The City and as RA-RA OH-LA-LA as Lady Gaga. Walking down the street feels like you’re in a TV show, a runway, a glossy magazine and a taped-off crime scene at the same time. Now that my jetlag is conquered, I’m so looking forward to discovering every part over the next few months.

UN Orientation:
I thought the other interns would be completely full of themselves. You know, thinking they’re messengers sent to New York from God to save the world. To my relief, only a few are like that! Hahaha, no, they’re all pretty cool, friendly, down-to-earth and internationally minded. When I arrived and was standing in line to get inside it was so cold, then I met a lovely girl from Tanzania who was also cold. We clicked.

The orientation was a bunch a speakers. There was Kofi Annan’s former assistant, a NYC cop talking about safety and subway ‘pokers’ (don’t ask!), psychiatrist on stress, librarian on the Dag Hammarskjold UN library, Smoky the fire bear on fire safety and others. It was interesting but I was so jet-lagged by the end I could barely stay awake, I had to meet my landlord straight after though to move in. Love the apartment!

Work
Ok, working life so far in NY is certainly different compared to Australia or Budapest. It’s a lot more aggressive than what I’ve experienced before, but I think it’s also very efficient. Decisions are made fast, resources are emailed instantly from phones right there in the meeting - it’s all really dynamic and exciting, and everyone at the table has an opinion to air... but they respect each other as well so it works.

It’s tricky getting a hang of all the acronyms they use in the UN, so it’s all:

“We need to get a focal point from DPKO, SCAD and WFP, how about so-and-so?”

“No they’re a D1 in DESA in DC2.”

“I thought they were a P2 in DPI in DC1?”



It’s difficult getting a word in, but I’m getting the hang of pushing in aggressively and bulldozing to fit in. Very useful! Hahaha!

The UN is, surprisingly, international! In my team they’re from Iceland, France, Tunisia, the US, South Africa....all over the place. Haven’t detected any kind of cultural confusion or tensions so far, which is great.

Haiti:
My first task is well... intense. The Haiti earthquake crumbled the UN Mission in Port-au-Prince, killing 60+ UN employees. Right now, the team I’m interning with is writing the obituaries for the deceased colleagues. This means researching their lives, their history with the UN and making contact with their friends or co-workers to get quotes on their character etc. Needless to say, this can be a challenging and emotional task.

One of the other team members said she had a dream last night where the person she was writing about came to visit her. I can’t blame her! I’ve stayed late every night so far, and after doing this for a week straight, it gets a bit much. While it is very difficult to read through the hundreds of condolences, and write a factual and appropriate article you hope this person’s loved ones will see fit, it’s a very engaging task I feel up to.

We’ve done well so far, and other faculties have written to us saying that we’ve done a great job. They also mentioned nominating our team for some kind of internal UN Award. Cool!

The fallen colleagues were such achievers! And I don’t just mean that in the ‘don’t speak ill of the dead’ sense - the last woman I wrote about was a Spanish policewoman serving as the bodyguard to one of the deputies in Haiti. I found out that she was the daughter of deaf parents and worked as an interpreter for the hearing impaired when the Pope visited her home city in Spain. So many stories... but let’s move onto something lighter.

UN Cafeteria
Phenomenal! I just wish all the foods sat in a circle with their nationality in front of them…

Other than that, I’m going to the annual compact-signing ceremony hosted by Mr. BAN KI-MOON in 2 weeks!

See you there!

Summary: New York = awesome, weather = freezing, work = intense but good. Overall = loving it! Marta = coming from Stanford to visit next week :)


Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Going to New York

Hello ricochets, I'm going to New York on Sunday because I got an internship with the United Nations. I'll be working there for two months... very exciting!

In other updates, my second book is coming out at the end of the year. It's called The Tall Man & 12 Babies.

I'll be sure to keep you posted. :)


Thursday, January 07, 2010

This is me:



I've become a YouTube sensation in Hungary. I was on prime time TV, gossip magazines and on SBS radio, and soon I'll be in a documentary.

Life is strange.


Saturday, June 06, 2009

Unique Sydney Art



We've probably seen every possible angle in existence of Sydney Harbour, which was why teenage Malaysian artist Ping Lian Yeak's interpretations are so refreshing. I love how chaotic it is. Find out more at this website.

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Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Australia's Next Top Model


Season 5 started many weeks ago, but only now can I start doing recaps on it. I'll start with tonight's episode in a few days. But right now I'll talk generally about the latest batch of doughy cupcakes.

Adele - Quiet acheiver. I just hope she can solve the problem of her wombat nose before the end of the competition.

Cassi - Wow! She looks like Russian royalty, but then she opens her mouth and she sounds like British royalty. If ONLY she had a brain.... I don't think she can tidy up her walking-in-screaming-at-girls-showering-naked behaviour - but who knows. I'm sure we all wish Tyra would sit down with her for a 'rap session'.

Tyra: "When I was in Paris, all the models there were all like 'oh mah gawd, tyra you so fiiiine' so Cassi, LISSSTEN and you will LEAARRRN."

Madison - I was so sad to she her go! When everyone would sit around bitching, she was all 'Who wants lasagne?" ... who'll make them lasagne now? But how McCleods daughters two-part finale was her exit footage in the ute looking out on the desert?

Lola - She's a grinny little thing isn't she? With not one times, not two times.... but NINE times the cheekiness. All I see when I look at her is the Gilmore Girls woman, but I like her. I love how she kitsches it up for the interview parts. "YES! I don't know whoooo will go.. oooh"

Laura - She seems nice, and lucks into a shot now and then. But her face seems a little bit jowly... no? She'll probably go soon.

Tahnee - Occupation: School Leaver?? Anyway, such a sweet little thing - sometimes I have to check the station that it's not Totally Wild at St Mary Public School in Queensland for a report on a recycling and rainforests. On the one hand i like how surprisingly fashon she looks in photo shoots, on the other hand she has a mouth like a rusty lawn mower. Crisis.

Clare - I feel like she's the daughter of older parents... I don't know why. Her face is a bit smudgy and Mr Potato Head but she arranges it well on shoots... plus she has a very sophisticated walk for a 16 year old. But somehow I think she'd be better as a creepy receptionist in a naturopath health centre.

That's all? Wow time flies.

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Friday, May 29, 2009

10 Ways to Get a Computer in Sydney Uni's Sci-Tech Library

Sydney University's spanking new SciTech library has a fantastic design - it's a big evolution from the uber 70s Fisher... with its uber 80s style:





It feels like walking into Ikea - which is always a good thing. Despite an extra few hundred computers, it's still a fight to get one towards the end of semester. And with no orderly lines like in Fisher it becomes an all out Battle Royale.


Here are some tips to snagging a computer. Please take notes, like this dude:




1. Wander around big long row against the walls where you can see people coming and going. When someone starts to move - be aggressive - fighting will be required should a clash occur but if someone else is armed with a mammoth accounting text book, you've already lost.

2. Be a ninja
3. Everyone runs off to class at around 5 to any hour, so the clogs of people should start to treacle off around then. But it's also the time when everyone else finishes class - so time is of the essence before floods of economic group work students rampage in talking about 'who wants to present' ughhhh



4. Go to the scanning priority computer and say you need to scan one page really quickly. Sit down and look at Facebook. When the person who was just there asks what you're doing, sling profane and completely inappropriate racial abuse firmly in their direction until they leave.

Spy in the distance, looking through the furniture.


5. Make sure you don't miss out on any of the computers on the lowest tier of the library or the distant laptop rooms.

6. People seem to think that leaving your open book and water bottle at the computer is enough to reserve it. Feel free to shove all their crap to the ground and sit there browsing eel porn sites on their account. When they kick you off, report their marine fetish in tears to the librarian.


7. Wear a library officer uniform (so tuck your shirt into your jeans) and say you need to run a quick maintenance test on one of the laptops.

Strike while they're alone and not in group work!


8. While waiting near a squeamish looking person, talk loudly on the phone about how you've been using the lip balm of your friend who was just diagnosed swine flu. Then start coughing dramatically, splattering tomato sauce and mustard packets over the screen of the computer user.


9. Find a post-grad student polishing their thesis, then pull out their USB key while it's in use. Hang it perilously over poweful magnets or underneath that Scitech stapler until they relinquish their computer. Then your hand slips...


10. Sit on TOP of the person, and proceed as normal.

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