Monday, March 19, 2007
Sydney Spy Goes To Brussels
In Sydney, an hour by train is Wynyard to Central so it was surprising that France to Belgium is the same distance away. As our home is girt by sea, as Australians we can all rejoice that in Europe you could technically
walk to another country and last Friday I walked to Belgium ...walked to the station at least.
The most exciting part of the journey there was the fat controller who probably didn't speak in a Ringo Starr voice.

Maybe you don't know much about Belgium aside from the waffles, chocolate, Jean-Claude Van Damme and Justin Henin-Hardenne. All that's there but there's also three other things. It was also the former capital of Europe, famous for the lace exports and it was where Tintin was born!!
TRIVIA: Tintin's dog Snowy, is called Milou in french.
This piece of gold below is une frite, [translation Belgian French Fries] and it's the third most orgasmic feeling in the world. Belgium was the birth place of french fries ever since the first McDonalds was installed in 1400.
It's common to eat them with mayonnaise and these days you can buy them everywhere in Brussels from a friterie. It's crisp without being like those gross over-fried fries at the bottom... and it's soft without being one of those super-greasy fries that could make a bank vault transparent. It's simply perfect and I think it should be on the cover of Lonely Planet: Belgium.
In case you didn't know, in Belgium they speak French and Dutch so everything is written in the two languages. Fortunately, Dutch is just English with bad spelling.
This sign comes from this shop which freaked me out since it was practically in the centre of Brussels.
That's right, Belgian Waffles are the other national symbol that feature on the flag. I didn't sell my kidneys for the ticket to Europe to eat that. Here is a picture of a different one in La Grande Place, constituting the most possibly Belgian image ever outside of a urinating Tintin wearing lace. [WARNING IMAGE NOT SAFE FOR DIABETICS]
Whipped cream, Belgian chocolate, sugar and strawberies all on a waffle. Ahh, it's the second most orgasmic feeling in the world.
One of the tourist icons of Brussels is
Manneke Pis. Remember what I told you about Dutch being English with bad spelling.

It's actually a fountain of this little boy urinating and above are an example of the types of souvenirs you can buy. Here's the real statue which they like to dress up all the time.

Of course we all know the other symbol of Belgium. BEER! As seen below:

Ok... that's not Belgian beer.. it's Coke but I 'forgot' to take a picture of the beer. In Belgium you can buy beer in any cafe and it's served all day long. Something special is
une rafale which is when they give you four glasses of four different types of beer served in a wooden frame. It's precious and necessary since there are so many different Belgian beers.
There's more to Belgium than food and liquids though. Brussels has a really cool atmosphere - it's relaxed and friendly but still vomiting culture on you from all directions. If you go there,
La Grande Place will be your home since you pass it several times when ambulating around the city.

We don't really have city squares in Australia. It's a place for pedestrians where the only danger of being run over comes from all the tourists and even they can't douse the smell of history seeping out of every paved corner. The city overall is full of this smell, come whiff:

And strangely, here's something you could buy in Belgium. A badge of Sandra Bullock?

I instead bought a badge of the Belgian king, as a constant reminder of Brussels... and because it's a badge of some old man. Then I walked back to Paris on Sunday... well after the frites, waffles, beer and chocolate... I was rolled there.
What's the most Belgian thing you've ever participated in? Add a comment...
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