Big Brother 2008
Yes, Sydney Spy Big Brother coverage is here. I was in France this time last year so I completely missed out on BB'07 (/mixed reaction of yays and boos heard from inside my head). Tonight they unveiled the new housemates, so let's discuss briefly what we think of them. Plus this is the only place you can discuss BB since in real life it's much too shameful. I've added some info about each hamster.
Travis (high-voiced sexually-ambiguous guy)
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Good-natured and friendly. His voice will grate after a few minutes and I'm dying to see if that's what he sounds like in the morning.If I were a fruit I'd be... a furry peach.
Rory (brickie with dreams beyond his buttery grasp)
Bit of a tosser. Looks like he smells bad - seriously, look at this above picture and tell me a phantom-smell of Hugo BosE and ashtray doesn't appear in your nostrils. Though his dog rocks.
I got home too late and missed his entrance. His eyebrows when Brigitte walked in spoke volumes though.My head is misshapen because... I was born inside a beer bottle.
Terri (the old one)
They were hyping her as some giant racist, but she showed the most personality last night. She was so sweet with the midget girl and made jokes about Kyle. That's alright in my book (released August)... at least until she starts talking about "ethnic cleansing" or something. That's not cool.
If I could have any elective surgery it would be... laser eye surgery, it sounds cool because it involves lasers.
Dixie (the girl who ticks the "aboriginal or torres strait islander" box on government forms)
Perfectly acceptable. Lol, just kidding. She seems nice and friendly, I just hope she entertains me too.I think Neighbours was best when... Susan had long hair and Nicola Charles was around.
Nobbi (I can't think of anything distinctive about him, I'm just that tolerant)
FINALLY, an Asian contestant. We should be representing Australia more like this. I missed his entrance too so I can't say anything.
I'd describe my sense of fashion as... General Pants Co. Mannequin.
Rebecca (the confused bar-maid)
She seemed lost on stage, and I can't remember much about her. She skills include serving beer in lingerie and doing the grapevine. She's a typical BB contestanct season 1-7 and hope she leaves first... and I hope she cries because of it *death stare*
If I were a kind of chocolate, I'd be... beige-filled.
Renee (The Rugby Sheila)
I don't hate her. She looks like she'll get angry and start swiping with jagged teeth and crooked nails. One to watch! Will she be the next Reggie or the next Sharna?
My fave Hungarian philosopher is... Lakatos.
Rima (Midget)
This is what Big Brother is supposed to be all about. People with medical abberations being forced to live with each other in close quaters. Though she seems a lot more appealing and switched-on than Rory, so what's his excuse? I'm looking forward to seeing how everyone will react with her, their faces and "wow"s when she walked in forecast choppy weather ahead. Plus how will they fit her in to Friday Night Live?
When I grow up I want to be... exactly the same size.
Alice (Human Thermometer)
She's amicable and she'll probably be final 3 for being a good Aussie girl who doesn't step on anybody's toes. I'm glad they put a professional in though.I can bring dodos back from extinction... but I can't open a picket fence gate.
Ben (The Law Student)
I feel mixed about this one. He seemed a bit awkward, but he's very much a "TV-safe nerd" like Seth from the O.C., I want a total nerd, like one of those Koreans who plays World of Warcraft until they die of starvation. He's just average but let's hope for tears before bedtime.
When I want to impress... I wear suspenders and a necklace.
Bianca (The Busty Wench)
I missed her entrance, but I think everyone did due to being distracted by her imbalancements. They're just not sexy, Bianca, I just hope you don't sink in the pool. But i'm being too superficial, she also wears glasses so I guess everything fits together.
In case of a collision... my chest can be used as a safety device.
Brigitte (the one whom all the little girls will vote out as soon as they get the chance)
She's pretty and ditzy, and this photo doesn't suggest she'll be solving that severe problem of continental drift anytime soon. Will she break season 3 Jo's eviction record?
My nail-polish may say 'toxic'... but it's just so damn tasty.
David (Cult Member Fireman)
His face and expressions are a bit culty but I think that gimmick will tire very quickly. I just hope he has some bizarre habits to keep us tuned in.
I'm gonna sit at the welcome table, I'm gonna sit at the welcome table, I'm gonna sit at the welcome table... one of these days.
Overall, Kyle and Jackie O were surprisingly not irritating and I enjoy that they have to eat one of their own before daybreak of Battle Royale ensues. Oh wait... only half of that is true, but it's still interesting.
But only some of you care what I think, what do you think? Is Terri awful or great? Is Ben anything special? Rami - midget? David worth talking about? What do you think so far? Add a comment...
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