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SOMETHING HAPPENS IN BIG BROTHER
Joyously, two vile housemates have been thrown out of the Big Brother house for sexual harrassment.
I was expecting for the BB voice to say "JOHN. ASHLEY. FOR WIPING YOUR DICK OVER CAMILLA'S FACE WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING, THAT'S A FIVE THOUSAND DOLLAR FINE. GO AND PICK UP FEATHERS IN THE PUNISHMENT ROOM." Nice to see someone is actually watching.
Now the perennially alarmed are running around saying Big Brother should be axed, obviously because nothing like this EVER happens in the real world. In one way I feel sorry for John and Ashley as their dickheadery will stick with them for life. They should know better though, they're obviously just little boys with grown-up parts.
Discuss.