Sydney Spy Classic
Blue vomit at Sydney University?
Vomit? I wish... instead, it seems that student elections are back which means the next few weeks will involve being endlessly accosted by paper hander-outers and scuffing your shoes in chalk everywhere you walk. This all culminates in the election day itself, a day on which i encourage all hermits to stay in that cave, everyone will be trying to talk to you.
I'm sure it's all very necessary but it's a massive circus.
My vote will be for:
ZOR. 1800 year old alien conquerer Zor insists we use all the SRC funds to build a laser made of aborted feotuses to destroy all minorities. That may sound bad but he doesn't like VSU either so let's vote for him.
Don't you love student elections? Why aren't YOU a candidate? Add a comment..