A multi-million dollar psychological experiment with massive exposure and what do they do? They lock a bunch of 19-23 year old promotional models together in a massive house while they lie around complaining about boredom.
Here's a REAL dialogue of the Big Brother Twist Department.
Leslie: Hey, we need a BIG NEW TWIST to get the ratings!! Let's brain storm!
Nathan: How about something exciting and original?
Leslie: Nah
Jeremy: How about one of them pours water on someone else's bed?
Leslie: OMG GENIUS. We also need a WORLD FIRST
Jess: How about we just hype up a WORLD FIRST then do the same old dirge?
Leslie: Ahhh another day's work.
Picture because too much text makes people bored.Otherwise, it seems to me there are about 3 active housemates. There's that gay guy, that girl who doesn't really like him but the ads make it seem like she does, and the Insider. It's the dullest Big Brother yet and makes us all miss Mel, Nicole and Shaznay. They aren't the names of housemates, but we all miss All Saints.
Oh well, here are some practical ways to make Big Brother better:
1. Teach the housemates a new talent or skill so they can contribute to the world after they leave.
2. A buzzer rings every so often and the housemates must play "dirty syringe" musical chairs.
3. Throw in a nun, a toddler, a Tourette's sufferer, some siamese midgets, a hooker and Casey Donovan.
4. Battle royale.
5. 25 new housemates will enter each new week. This will also solve the asylum seeker problem.
6. Instead of this massive paradise house they have, lock them in a dark fecal-stained tool shed.
7. "The Insider" should pretend he's drowning. Then when they go try to help him, he laughs at them then starts "touching himself" furiously.
8. Most of the housemates shouldn't have all their limbs. I'm sure we'd all be interested in the relationships between the legless ones and the armless ones.
9. Two of the housemates are identical twins, but they don't know it!
10. To avoid our frustration in not seeing what's under the "Dancing Doona", huge amounts of radiation should be poured into the house so we can have X-Ray cameras. Who cares about the mutation... those dirty dirty sinners should wait until they're married.
11. More creative "rooms" other than "The Diary Room". How about "The Hissing Raining Leeches Room" or "The Flashing Room of Epilepsy" and one of the housemates has to sleep there as voted by the others... so the Asian one every time.
12. Let everyone in Australia be a housemate so they stop making the show. Instead, there'll be endless "Celebrity BBs" since we'll all be celebrities.
13. Big Brother's voice will be replaced by Laura Gissara's singing. Put the fear of shod into them.
14. There should be no prize money or eviction stage. After they're evicted, they just go to a small room. There's a participation certificate and bus fare in front of them on a table.
15. Big Brother should shout demotivating slogans 24/7, telling them this is the public opinion of the housemates. Then when they're sleeping, BB whispers various death threats then punishes the HMs if they react.
How would you improve BB? It has to be a practical reason like my ones! Add a comment..