(Thanks to the Sydney Uni Enrolment Tools acting agency)

People insult Sydney's trains a lot. But there's actually a lot of fun to be had on trains, you just need to look with fresh eyes.. and protective goggles!

Gum? Muesli? Bird crap? Spittle? Mortar? A single sperm through a microscope? You decide! Your imagination is the only limit as you ponder about who emitted what in this very spot. Spend hours guessing what it is after the train randomly stops for 25 minutes!
I didn't make this, but I lost the name of the creator (sorry!) But it's so true! If your train is late, keep track of how late and write it down. That way, it can be fun game with your friends where you see whose train was the latest! The loser has to lick the above stain.

Angsty about posture? Don't worry about it, now you're actually a contender for that limbo competition. So sit back and put your feet up. Not literally of course, that can be a $200 fine! The world isn't as sunny until you've seen it from 120 degrees. Or at least it wasn't as sunny until your crippling bone deformity made you appreciate life more.

Physical contact galore! Feel like a valuable member of society as you all breathe each others air almost directly. Think of the societies of bacteria thriving and multiplying within, that could be lawyer or middle management germs bustling for mass infection on your mass transport system.

According to that survey before, a lot of people wanted to see more written about public transport and "P0rN oMg". I'll only need one stone please, Casey.