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Thursday, November 03, 2005

Derrick's Adventures in Sydney

This is Derrick, he wishes to tour Sydney and comment on the places he goes. To begin with, Derrick speaks on all the perks and jerks of Newtown. He describes his own summary as "semi-bitter". Grab your litmus paper and test the acid content yourself as:

Derrick Goes To Newtown
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...walk further along you will be able to feel a certain buzz in the air. That's probably due to your spiked drink making its effects felt. When this happens it would be advised that you immediately hop on a bus and leave, before you come to the middle of the park, naked and missing half a kidney. If at a latter stage you find your clothes hanging in the boutique all torn (and thus chic), you may feel free to reclaim them, at six times the original cost....


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