Big Brother Auditions '06 At Sydney University
Thanks to Adam for alerting me to this fact. :)
So anyone differently interesting, compelling or possessing some watchable mental illness, get to Wentworth Building this Sunday, Monday or Tuesday on December 4,5 or 6. I'm sure there's some pompous irony to extract there about how no one who fits that description would lower themselves to be on reality tv. But for everyone else, make sure you wear something CRAAAZY to show how different you are, and talk freely about how you're comfortable getting naked in the showers.
You can go here for travel information. This is what Wentworth Building looks like.
But as a special warning, those Big Brother producers are extremely tricky. There are special rules for people who:
- idolise any previous Big Brother contestants.
- want to be on Big Brother to start a career in music/television.
- are often said to "talk too much".
- are Christie/have ever eaten your own bodily flakings in a non-starvation context.
That's right, for these people there's actually a different audition location to the one advertised. It's how the producers aim to find the REALLY entertaining eaters-of-their-own-moulting-products. So if you fit any of the above critera, you'll need to turn around when facing Wentworth building...
You can see the same stairs above as in the first photo. You'll need to keep walking forward. Each step is bringing you closer to your lifelong dream of being on Rove and saying how it takes longer to do the shopping now because you keep getting recognised.
Walk straight ahead up to the distant railing and look down. You'll see the door you'll need to enter to become the next Todd, Sharna or Carlo. who?
Don't be deterred by the sign on the door. That's all part of the audition process.
So go inside and wait, it may take a while, they're testing your patience. I bet you can already sense Gretel's poorly masked dislike for you on the eviction stage. If you get bored, start touching all the pretty buzzing things around you. It says "Danger! High voltage!" because the sign was made back in 2004 when that funny song of the same name was made. Someone will knock on the door at the end of some time and then you're a stone's throw away from being criticised on internet message boards.
Good luck to anyone auditioning!
As for me, will I be auditioning this Sunday? Well click here to find out ;)
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