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11 Things To Do With A Casey Donovan CD
Poor Casey. She gets called "Poor Casey" so much that tourists think that's her real name. While she did win the Australian Idol 2 finale, it was only because there were a huge amount of spite votes against Anthony. I, personally, think she has a gorgeous voice.
A lot of people like to take cheap shots at her because her career is failing so badly compared to Shannon Noll and Anthony Callea. I'm quite the opposite and i'm going to show you the vast amount of uses of a Casey Donovan CD.
Poor Casey
1. Exchange it for goods on the black market.
2. Use it as a tent for lilliputians
3. Press dirty bus stop buttons with it
4. Ward off evil spirits
5. Put european accents on all the vowels so you can say you have the new "Cäsèy Dônövàn" CD
6. Drip warm tea on it then sell it on ebay as war memorabilia.
7. Feed your cat off it. 
9. Use it to protect your superior CDs
10. Use it so your inferior CDs can protect it
11. You could play it.... I guess 
Poor Casey. Do you feel sorry for her? What else can you do with a Casey Donovan CD? Add a comment..