Sydney Spy Classic
The Millenium Train Misery Seat
The Millenium Trains are vastly superior to normal trains. An electronic display, the outside noise is reduced and pepper spray is not needed when trying to get a seat with padding. It appears they've enhanced every aspect of the regular trains. Even...
The Misery Seat! It's The Millenium Misery Seat with 50% more misery. It's even darker and smaller. City Rail have ensured maximum sombreness by placing another seat the perfect distance away to completely decrease the commuter's mobility. They've also strategically organised the lighting so that the chair in front casts a morbid shadow of failure against the The Misery Seat. At least on the other train's MS you could maybe cross your legs if you had previously had Polio, but not even the Liliputian clone of Anthony Callea could manoeuvre his own misproportioned head in this updated version.
