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Laura to win Australian Idol!
Yes, Laura Gissara must win Australian Idol! And there are so many reasons why!!
1. Laura is attractive.
2. Laura is an anagram of "Aural" which is a word related to hearing and sound.
3. Laura has Italian heritage, we should support different ethnicities.
4. Laura has twice the amount of colours in her hair than the average person..
5. Her brilliant interpretation of "Don't Let Go (poor key-change remix)" put En Vogue to shame. Lead singer Dawn Robinson was rumoured to be considering Laura to participate in the group's reunion.
6. Laura hits all her notes with confidence, even if they are the wrong ones.
7. Laura makes Tarni's faux rock facade look moderately more credible.
8. Laura's initials are LG which means "Life's Good" but soon the LG company will be changing their slogan to "Laura's Good".
9. Laura invented the concept for that hilarious "This is a big ad" for Carlton Draught.
10. If Laura's voice were a colour it would be "beige or caramel" according to her profile. I have to agree, it certainly would be beige.
11. Laura is an avid supporter of whatever political party you follow.
12. Laura enjoys a joke, CLEARLY.
13. Laura can recite pi to 80000 places.
14. The Scissor Sisters wrote a song about Laura.
15. Laura has an acute sense of smell.
16. Laura's vocals will be replacing fire alarms as they have been proven to faster evacuate people from large areas.
17. Laura has been described by her teachers as being "conscientious".
18. Laura's fascination with Marxian methodology is reflected in her pre-progressive-post-modern singing technique which intrinsically evokes internal self-actualising machinations that segue and reverberate exponentially to realise primal human attributional leverage within our amygdalas.
19. She can sing better than you. Oops.. i mean she sings better than a ewe.
20. Laura ended World War II.
I will continue unfailingly to support Laura whole-heartedly until she wins or I get bored.