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Hotdogs' Media Career Ignites
In between court dates and public sex acts, it appears former Big Brother housemate Hotdogs has received some extended refrigeration before his used-by date decomposes him back into obscurity, thanks to this print ad:
Buyers be warned that there's no fine print promising that he DOESN'T come with the chair. I'm not sure why me+hugh would put out this ad. Soon pool-urinator Vesna will be promoting Aqua-Clean, Dean can be a spokesperson for Toilet Duck, Kate will be in Dannii Minogue videos while Mensa and Clearasil will be in a bidding war over Christie.