Sunday, August 14, 2005
Big Brother FinaleFollowing the previous night's departure of Vesna, the whole nation cried tears of indifference tonight as
Tim and
Greg battled it out sat-around-the-couched it out for $840 000. 47 year old
Lefty "Tim" Tim and
the other guy had been nursing atrophy and warding off fungal spores for the past 100 days in the dullest and lowest-rated Big Brother yet. Ultimately, Tim was found the winner as rabid tween votes became less significant for the finale. Who knows what exciting TV career follows Lefty "Tim" Tim, sure to be up there with the likes of Rob "Millsy" Mills and Ryan "Fryzie" Fitzgerald.
Tim went to Sydney University and everyone who goes to USyd knows this as the union sent out e-mails to every student's account urging them to vote accordingly so he would stay in the house. It's a pity that Monash University couldn't do the same for imminent buzzard site Melanie.
Highlights:
- Big Brother saying "snatch"
- Vesna's mental breakdown(s)
- Melanie (lol)