Expelled Telstra chief describes Australia as racist and stepping back in time.
(photo of Sol on any given day)
Sol Trujillio... Trujeelow?? ... bah too hard to spell... said that Australia is racist. He felt he needed to insult the entire country on public TV in an act so classless we can all rejoice in his departure. I, personally, adore the richness of Mexican culture - and so does Australia. Look at that ad for taco shells where the country celebrates making one that stands on its own.
According to my 'Big Australian Guide To Culture', the mexican must have been fired and deported for being 'lazy', 'smelly' and 'hogging the microwave with his stinky burritos'. So I don't know what his problem is. As a white male, my glowing christian skin furrows with confusion about why he doesn't just go back to sacrificing coconuts to his monkey god.
Seriously though, maybe he experienced some cultural slurs but who HASN'T? I'm sure you reading this have, and it didn't make you cry. Once, I told this Chinese-Australian guy that I was one eighth German and he asked if I'm related to Hitler. Whatever. Plus look at Sol:
It's not like he's attracting the kind of attention that wearing a burqa, having a bindi or not being white may attract. I think all Sol accomplished with his comments was showing what a bitter individual he is, and these comments will follow him forever through his personal and business life whenever he crosses an Australian or someone who has been to Australia. Enjoy ^_^
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LMAO Funniest thing ever! Monkey gods hahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteGod, what a stupid loser. I mean my cleaners are all Korean and I fully don't even mind. This sol dude should just shut up and get out, and pay me back everything he earned lol
ReplyDeleteGood riddance
ReplyDeleteI think Sol is upset because we gave him a Mexican/Spanish "Adios" instead of a true Australian send off like in a shearing shed...
ReplyDeleteRudd the Foreman:
Oi! Trujillo. Get your f**king ass in here now! Right, pack yer swag and GTFO of my shed! I haven't employed a more worthless sack of s**t in years. Your work has been pathetic, you wrecked the shears - six bloody times - I might add, and you killed half the damn sheep in the process! Now get outta here, and don't bother coming back.
Sol the Shearer:
But, but what about by severance package?
Rudd the Foreman:
*eyes bug in rage* Severance? The only severance you'll get is when I cut your balls off if you aren't out of here in five seconds!
zerg - Thanks! I actually borrowed that line from Strangers With Candy... I admit it!
ReplyDeleteNorth Shore Jess - Yeah, I wouldn't mind a slice of that severance package. Maybe you Korean cleaners would enjoy it too.
Anonymous - ...to bad Mexican!
Anonymous - hahaha LMAO that was classic. I'd love to see Ruddy in full foreman gear yelling that with rusty shearers firm in hand.. give him a good mulesing.
I think Sol got the ultimate Aussie insult:
ReplyDelete"Go home, Yank."
He should have got it sooner, complete with 'kick-up-the-donkey'.