Laura destroys the competition LITERALLY

They tried to enclose her but she got out. Tonight, R-E-S-P-E-C-T was spelled E-M-I-L-Y but “Australian Idol” was… still spelled “Australian Idol” but Laura was rly good.

The 60s trembled before Laura’s mighty talent. Laura ripped apart the decade and filled it to bursting point with her remarkable emissions. Donning feisty boots and a can-try attitude, Laura gissarred all over the faces of the audience.

At the beginning of the show James squeakily remarked that “the contestants LITERALLY went back in time”. In that case, Laura LITERALLY moved everyone in the audience to another place with her voice.

Otherwise..

Kate - A lot of people insult the size of Kate’s gargantuan arms. Maybe that’s just where she stores her talent because she was quite decent tonight.

Natalie – I’d rather hear one of those people with a speech impediment from that Vodafone ad sing instead of Natalie.

Dan – His “beanie cap” from General Pants Co. belied his talent.

Anne – Anne sang a song on Australian Idol.

James – click here

Emily – From driving a forklift to driving a fork through caviar. That’s the destiny for Emily.

Roxane – She needs to bring it all down a few hundred keys. My dog will have to critique this performance. She says it was woof and uninspired.

Daniel – James Brown is a fairly ordinary name, that’s where the comparisons end.

Lee – Chubby underage fingers around the country will be getting well needed exercise on their phones.

Milly – She finally realised that the stationary gargoyle method of performing isn’t the best way to go.

Needless to say, Laura LITERALLY blew a lot of people out of the water to get into the Top 12 + Roxane. Her performance was as brilliant as that HILARIOUS pork-chop ad with that guy’s invisible friend.