Yes, Laura Gissara must win Australian Idol! And there are so many reasons why!!
1. Laura is attractive.
2. Laura is an anagram of "Aural" which is a word related to hearing and sound.
3. Laura has Italian heritage, we should support different ethnicities.
4. Laura has twice the amount of colours in her hair than the average person..
5. Her brilliant interpretation of "Don't Let Go (poor key-change remix)" put En Vogue to shame. Lead singer Dawn Robinson was rumoured to be considering Laura to participate in the group's reunion.
6. Laura hits all her notes with confidence, even if they are the wrong ones.
7. Laura makes Tarni's faux rock facade look moderately more credible.
8. Laura's initials are LG which means "Life's Good" but soon the LG company will be changing their slogan to "Laura's Good".
9. Laura invented the concept for that hilarious "This is a big ad" for Carlton Draught.
10. If Laura's voice were a colour it would be "beige or caramel" according to her profile. I have to agree, it certainly would be beige.
11. Laura is an avid supporter of whatever political party you follow.
12. Laura enjoys a joke, CLEARLY.
13. Laura can recite pi to 80000 places.
14. The Scissor Sisters wrote a song about Laura.
15. Laura has an acute sense of smell.
16. Laura's vocals will be replacing fire alarms as they have been proven to faster evacuate people from large areas.
17. Laura has been described by her teachers as being "conscientious".
18. Laura's fascination with Marxian methodology is reflected in her pre-progressive-post-modern singing technique which intrinsically evokes internal self-actualising machinations that segue and reverberate exponentially to realise primal human attributional leverage within our amygdalas.
19. She can sing better than you. Oops.. i mean she sings better than a ewe.
20. Laura ended World War II.
I will continue unfailingly to support Laura whole-heartedly until she wins or I get bored.
omfg.. i caNNOT stop laughing!!! :D :D I love #12 the most!!
ReplyDeletelaurza is a godes! her voice is terrific and she will win just u watch!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteUhh... that was really really lame.
ReplyDeleteget a sense of humor you little cunt, anonymous.
ReplyDeletegreat job, im sure laura's laughing even :D
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ReplyDeleteAh the famous vftw, Laura is indeed the perfect candidate.
ReplyDeletelol!!! go laura! lmao
ReplyDeleteLAURA FOR QUEEN !!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
ReplyDeleteLaura joins such greats as Juanita Barber and Janay Castine as the worst semifinalists ever. Funniest sh*t is she made it to finals. O_o This is one of the funniest concepts ive seen on any idol show. XD
ReplyDeletethat is seriously the funniest thing I've read in a damn long time, thank you for a good long laugh! oh i'm crying i've laughed that much
ReplyDeletethat is classic, the best laugh I've had in a long long time! thank you thank you! oh i've been laughin so hard i'm crying!!!
ReplyDeletewat a laugh loved the phycasim anyways good one at least its one thing we can smile about wid her
ReplyDeletei take my hat off to you, whoever posted that!!!!!
ReplyDelete*laughs her ass off*
hey guys, get a life, laura is so beautiful and she sings perfectly. stop paying her out, give her a chance, one bad performance doesnt mean anything, she is really hot, has beautiful eyes, a cute nose and a perfect body so stop making stupid comedy against her! without her idol would be boring as
ReplyDeleteLaura sings all the right notes...but not necessarily in the right order. (Morecambe and Wise)
ReplyDeleteHAHAHHA! LMAO! LOL!
ReplyDeleteWhoever posted that has the best sence of humour! :D TOO TRUE!
I hope Laura sees it :D
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ReplyDeleteFair enough she probably isnt the greatest singer, but she deserved to be in the competiton as she got the votes from the Australian Public!!! The saddest thing is the childish, selfish nasty people like you guys who have left these comments on here, and clearly have no life, at least Laura has done more than you losers ever could , Id love to hear you fuck heads sing!!!!!!!! lol
ReplyDeletewateva! Laura is awesome! I voted for her every week!!! And it was found untrue that her dad tampered with votes. u idiots need a life. she so deseved to win and now she has a record deal so take that!!
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